221b-loverboys:

When your crush asks if it’s ok to bring a date to your party and it’s not you

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I needed to do it :B

I needed to do it :B

 


EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH ME. - Things Sherlockians don’t say
 
I was moaning to the make-up girl that I hadn’t got a boyfriend, and she said there was a guy on the same job who’d been saying the same thing, that he was looking for a nice girl. At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me: “Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude.”
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Amanda Abbington, on how she and Martin Freeman met.

this smooth ass motherfucker

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I always hear punch me in the face when you’re speaking… so I always do it. 
- Things Sherlockians don’t say

I always hear punch me in the face when you’re speaking… so I always do it.

- Things Sherlockians don’t say

 
 
o.O

o.O

 
Fairytales don’t need good old-fashioned villains.
-  Things Sherlockians don’t say

Fairytales don’t need good old-fashioned villains.

Things Sherlockians don’t say

 
We solve crimes. I blog about it and he always wears his pants.
- Things Sherlockians don’t say

We solve crimes. I blog about it and he always wears his pants.

- Things Sherlockians don’t say

 

Please, come in! Join my Mind Palace

- Things Sherlockians don’t say

 

Yes, Anderson, I’m a psychopath.

- Things Sherlockians don’t say

 
Oh dear, you perfect human being.

Oh dear, you perfect human being.